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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
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