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The Changshou Yangtze River Bridge is a cable-stayed bridge over the Yangtze River in the Changshou District of Chongqing, China.
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{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
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Terence Randolph Alexander Groves was a Member of the House of Keys in the Isle of Man and Government Minister.
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